Erap Joke 3: Execution

The former presidents of the Philippines Erap, Cory and FVR were kidnapped by Abu Sayaf. The present government refused to pay for ransom. Thus, the abu Sayyaf group decided to execute them each on friday, saturday and sunday. The kidnapped ex-presidents realized that the last hope that they could do was pray for something to happen so that they could escape. The Abu Sayyaf preferred firing squad to kill them.

On friday, Cory would be executed:
Abu Sayyaf: (counting down to zero to pull the trigger.)10, 9, 8, 7..
Cory: Lord, please let there be earthquake. EARTHQUAKE!!!!
And there was a strong earthquake on that day and Cory was able to scape.

On Saturday, FVR would be executed:
Abu Sayyaf: 10, 9,..
FVR: Lord, please let there be storm. STORM!!!!
And there was a storm on that day and FVR was able to scape.

On Sunday, Erap would be executed:
Abu Sayyaf: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
Erap: Lord, please let there be.. (Erap was mentally blocked)
Abu Sayyaf:5,4..
Erap: let there be....(Erap was so nervous)
Abu Sayyaf:3, 2, 1,
Erap: FIRE!!!!FIRE!!!!!!!

On monday, the present president declared Monday a national mourning day for Erap.